1. What can possibly go wrong?
2. Don't worry, it won't take a second.
3. Trust me, it won't hurt.
4. Just act natural, they'll let you in.
and the last,
5. How hard can it be?
All these phrases ran through my mind during my adventure in Mexico as recounted in the short story available on Kindle for 99 cents:
Dolphin Kicks and Cactus Pricks [Kindle Edition]
